Wanna be a Bear?
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs.
Yup..... I wanna be a bear.- Jean Clem
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs.
Yup..... I wanna be a bear.- Jean Clem
4 comments:
Sounds absolutely wonderful to me!!
Me, too! Can I be one too, Please! I've read that before but I got to wondering this time how often my children view me as a bear. Too often I think...
I've read that one before, but it was funny all over again. Thanks for the morning laugh. You know with all the business this month and a lot to keep straight in my mind, I'm anxious for Christmas to be past. That's a first for me and I feel bad about it. Wishing you a few extra cozy hours in bed...
Sleep would be wonderful about right now!!
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